A Helping Hand

 Given the rise in the Community Charge this year and the precept it is understood that the powers that be are now considering supplying vehicles to those communities which are fraught with potholes in their roads and impassable pavements, as part of the new Highways Strategy.   Beat the rush - sign up for one right now!  Ideally suited for the aged within the community and can be supplied with machine guns afore and aft on request to deter speeding motorists.  A must have for every parishioner.  You know you want one!




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